For everyone who's ever mass-approved 847 tool calls without reading a single diff.

">> bypass permissions on" - printed in monospace pink across the chest like a terminal command you probably shouldn't have run.
JetBrains Mono energy. No syntax errors. No regrets (yet).

Soft, lightweight jersey cotton. Crew neck. Retail fit that works whether you're pair programming, explaining to your PM why production is down, or pretending the CI pipeline didn't just fail.

Ribbed collar stays crisp after repeated wash cycles - which is more than we can say for your git history. Tear-away label because unnecessary friction belongs in code reviews, not on your neck.
Responsibly made.

Unlike that mass-deploy you ran on a Friday at 5pm.

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